Finally… a beach! But I was disappointed… kind of… sort of… it was a beach and I love beaches!

What went wrong? It was full of people and children. It was full of sunbeds. It had sandy water. It had bees or wasps. Hell knows what those were!

We found a place near the rocks where the water was cleaner, but the beach there was full of litter. That didn’t matter! We had several swims in the sea, we slept on the beach, we drank a few beers.

The next day we made a barbecue. I made a barbecue! The result wasn’t so good, but it wasn’t my fault…